Wisconsin's answer to Flashdance: BLOODBEAT!

Available through iTunes or for download here.
Scott and Matt discuss this muddled slasher, Samurai, Wisconsin deer hunting flick. Can you explain what happened to us? We'd love to hear your explanation!

"By the power of Joyce DeWitt!"

I cannot stress enough the importance of a fiber-rich diet.

Every art teacher in the early '80s EVER...

NEXT UP: Scott is very excited about 1986's LUCKY SEVEN. I hope you have fluoride, because this thing looks sickly sweet and cute and annoying as all hell.

From Italy with Lasers...STAR CRASH!

Matt & Scott are joined by artist and raconteur Rob to discuss a slab of Asiago meant to capitalize on the success of Star Wars. The C-3P0 analog sounds like a cartoon cowboy! Stop-motion robots! Perms!
The always-delectable Caroline Munro stars with former child preacher Marjoe Gortner, David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer. Available on iTunes or from HERE.

"I got yr copyright infringement right HERE, pal!"

"Heineken?! F@#k that s&$t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!"

I know which one I'd rather snuggle up with on a cold night!

NEXT UP: We'll be discussing the 1983 samurai/slasher/possession horror film Blood Beat. Join us!

TOYS IN THE ATTIC

We discuss THE SINFUL DWARF. You can get it through iTunes or here.

This is this guy at about a 7. Like somebody filled Jack Black full of blow and put him in a trash compactor.

"I can't seem to get these toys to make baby-toys, no matter how much I mate them!"

Ugh, now you've put me off fruit.

NEXT TIME: We discuss Star Wars knockoff STAR CRASH with our pal Rob.

SNEAK PEEK at Upcoming Features...

Want to get a jump on our upcoming podcast movies? No problem. We're letting you behind the curtain...

First up, a new movie riffed by Matt, Joe, & Scott starring WILD GUITAR starring Arch Jall, Jr.

After THE SINFUL DWARF...

there's David Hasselhoff & the lovely Caroline Munro in STAR CRASH...

Samurai sexual strangeness with BLOOD BEAT...

And the revenge exploitation of DEADLY WEAPONS!