SCALPS (1983)

Friend of the show Andrew picked up Scalps on Blu-ray and another buddy, Ben, joined us to discuss this $15k '80s slasher...er...scalper...about archaeology students on a dig who face the angry spirit of Black Claw, the sorcerer of a massacred tribe of Native Americans. Andrew writes comics, like Culdesac.
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TCTT Coronavirus Revival* Is Here!

*For our sanity, we're reviving the show during the pandemic to give us an excuse to talk together and have a much-needed laugh.

Matt is joined by Joe Kincher and Jason Farrell to discuss NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, an infamous anthology film from 1985 that hacks 3 unrelated feature films into a delirious mess. God and Satan ride a train together and determine the fate of the characters from some weird-ass movie made even more weird-ass by hatchet-job editing. Check it out!

SCARY TALES! (1993)

We take a hiatus from our hiatus and chat about the 1993 shot-on-video no-budget love letter to Tales from the Crypt called SCARY TALES. Available from iTunes or from here.

I hope this guy went on to do erectile dysfunction ads.

I liked the pre-Photoshop days when a bad movie had a bad cover...which I actually like, btw.

BOARDINGHOUSE

The Boardinghouse episode is now available. You can get it through iTunes or download it from HERE (right-click & 'save as'). Enjoy!

Jim is an unusual boss and his hobbies make performance reviews a little uncomfortable.

Lita Ford called...she wants her...everything back.

 Next up is a little Italian cheese from the wave of Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-offs. This film was also made during the 3-D movie boom of the early '80s. We're watching it in 3-D and you can, too! What, you don't have RED/CYAN glasses? This manufacturer will send a free pair for the cost of a SASE (self-addressed stamped envelope) and a stamped envelope to send it in. FREE 3-D GLASSES!

Watch the movie in 3-D HERE

or in boring old 2-D HERE

Ep25: CONQUEST...UPDATE...and next

We discuss Lucio Fulci's wild & gory 1983 sword & sorcery film Conquest. You can get it on iTunes or download it from here (right-click and 'save as').

"Is this the right place for the H.R. Pufnstuf auditions?"

 

"Why so serious?"

"I'll be Fabio, you be Mick Jagger"

UPDATE: We have completed our iRiff of Invasion of the Bee Girls. We are putting the finishing touches on it and will be releasing it ASAP. Thanks for all the positive feedback on the preview.

NEXT UP: Kyle takes a break from the show so we'll be joined by Devin Bruce (comics, movie, and booze fan and all-around swell guy) to discuss HARD ROCK ZOMBIES.