Friday, May 16, 2014

O Canada...WTF?!

We discussed 1985's The Peanut Butter Solution, a warped and bizarre "family" film from our neighbors to the north. This is about a kid who got his hair scared off, so the ghosts of some winos he was nice to give him a recipe to make hair restorer...seriously. He overdoes it and becomes a hair-growing machine...then he gets kidnapped. It's weird. Oh, and Celine Dion sings on the soundtrack. Ugh.
You can get the episode on iTunes or download it directly here (right-click and 'save as').

"Apply diarrhea and spittoon-contents liberally directly to scalp"

NEXT UP:
We'll be watching the Italian godfather of gore Lucio Fulci's fantasy epic CONQUEST...a film that can't possibly live to its poster...or can it?


Thursday, May 15, 2014

For Your (Compound) Eyes Only!

We did it! We riffed the HELL outta the '70s sex sci-fi movie The Invasion of the Bee Girls. We are putting a few finishing touches on it and it will available through Rifftrax in a week or so. We think you're really going to dig it. Here's a preview:

Here's a great article about the film including an interview with star William Smith!

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Next up: The Peanut Butter Solution

Scott picked this next film. It's one that's often cited as a favorite of the pre-Internet "I'm not crazy, I actually saw this movie. I swear it's real" days. Remember those?

WATCH IT HERE



Monday, April 28, 2014

Ep23 - The Gore Gore Girls

On our newest episode, Matt, Kyle, & Scott review 1972's The Gore Gore Girls, the story of a smug, effete criminologist who is paid to solve a series grisly murders and even grislier mutilations of exotic dancers. Skipping soundtracks, gratuitous "nudie" dancing, crude-yet-disturbing mutilations and wicked bad acting are the highlights, er, lowlights of this movie. 
DOWNLOAD HERE (right-click & 'save as')



"What's most annoying about me: my pinky ring, my cane, or that fact I talk down to everyone....hmm, my simple girl?"

Monday, April 14, 2014

Enemy Gold...and next at bat!

We had way too much fun discussing Andy Sidaris' bullet-n-boob fest ENEMY GOLD. Please give it a listen and tell us what you think: Libsyn (Right-click to download). You can also find it on iTunes (P.S. we'd love for you to leave a review of the show there, too). Enjoy!
NOTE: We had an issue with our iTunes feed, but it has been corrected. The episode should be available there now, too.


 "Becky, how do you expect to bust up a drug ring with all of those sleeves?!"


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Next up: Sir Herschell Gordon Lewis' (a.k.a. "The Godfather of Gore") 1972 splatter-sleaze delight THE GORE GORE GIRLS.


A word of warning, The Gore Gore Girls contains lots of crude violence. It's neither suitable for work or for watching with your family. The FX are juvenile, but still disturbing.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Woohoo!

Our riff of Bloody Pit of Horror is currently the featured iRiff on Rifftrax! Thank you so much to those of you who have bought it. If you haven't picked it up yet, please do so. It's a mere $2.99 and successful iRiffers may be invited to riff with the Rifftrax gods themselves. Shameless plug over.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

We've got an iRiff bee in our bonnet...

A bee that demands we make another movie riff or it will green-light a remake of The Swarm...
I think it's serious!
Matt, Kyle, & Joe are proud to announce the next video project in the works:
INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS