GHOSTS OF HANLEY HOUSE part 3 of 3 - out now!

It's been a wile ride slogging through and riffing on this obscure Texas drive-in movie. I had a great time doing it but am definitely looking forward to another one soon with some friends to help carry the weight. I'm just happy I could prove Joe wrong. It WAS riffable. In your face, Joe!

GHOSTS OF HANLEY HOUSE part 2 of 3 now on YouTube!

Please enjoy the continuation of the Hanley House riff. As a reminder, folks who subscribe to our feed got this earlier and got their own keepsake file to put in the vault along with their slabbed Spawn #1 and Trump coins.

HOUSEKEEPING

Hey, folks,

1. All the old links to the shows on this page (even back to Ep01 The Dragon Lives Again -- oof!) have been updated to point to their new home on Libsyn, so download away.

2. Also, if you haven't already, go to iTunes and subscribe to the show. The people at Libsyn told me the move over to their service would probably spontaneously drop all of our listeners.

3. Rifftrax has partly rebuilt their iRiffs catalog, so you can still get our Bloody Pit of Horror and Invasion of the Bee Girls videos. The Curse of the Swamp Thing got lost in the shuffle and they're *still* not accepting new riffs, so you have to message me to Wild Guitar.

4. We're finally having another Thanksgiving special episode! Our guests will be Tim & Jay from The Broken Plane Podcast. They'll be talking about a Turkey Day slasher called Home Sweet Home.

The WILD GUITAR riff is finally here!

Regular listeners to the podcast well know the long story of our riffing of Arch Hall, Jr.'s, Wild Guitar. We typically do a bit of pre-writing and then get together to record a movie riff in a day and half. It's a good excuse to hang with some old friends and crack-wise.
We started the Wild Guitar riff in February of 2015! There were some problems with it and Joe and I pecked away at it whenever we had a free couple of hours. While there were no nervous breakdowns, it's safe to say that this is our equivalent of Brian Wilson's SMiLE album. Even after we finished  it, I shelved it, trying to come up with a good way to sell it, since Rifftrax doesn't sell 3rd-party riffs anymore. Joe said we should just throw it up on YouTube so people at least get to see it, but the Arch Hall & the Archers music would make all viewing money go to Arch Hall, Jr. I looked him up and found him to be a really big Trump supporter. I was not into that. Then it hit me: what if we gave the riff away as a thank-you gift to people who donated money to charities that are working to undo the damage the current administration is doing?

As a result, I'm pleased to offer this riff and hope to give away as many as possible. The money's never important to us and I hope Arch Hall, Jr., learns that his movie is helping fight Trump & Company.

You just know that would be his guitar-face.

Some friends in our inner circle have seen Wild Guitar and many have said it's our best one yet!

So, how do you get in on this deal? It's simple. Donate at least $4 U.S. to one of the charities listed HERE and either A) take a screen shot of your donation confirmation or B) send us photo proof of your gift and we'll send you a download link to hilarity. You can post it in the comments here or on our Twitter account (@thats_trash) and provide us a means to send you a link (email, Twitter, etc.) and, BINGO, you're in.

Additionally, we're offering our first 3 movies for the same deal. We've done Bloody Pit of Horror, Invasion of the Bee Girls, and Curse of the Swamp Creature. Each donation of $4 dollars will earn you another riff...or become a super donor and get all for $15.

Our 3rd iRiff now available!

Please head on over to the Rifftrax store and pick up our newest riff Curse of the Swamp Creature directed by Larry Buchanan, starring John Agar and a bunch of nobodies!
BUY THE RIFF and please spread the word. Thanks!

New iRiff Coming in September

Because YOU demanded it! 
          Because WE'RE going through riff withdrawals!
                    Because IT'S a Larry Buchanan movie!

We are proud to announce our iRiff for September ------

If you're new to TCTT, you can find our first 2 riffs at the Rifftrax site:
Bloody Pit of Horror
Invasion of the Bee Girls

Stay tuned for update here and on the podcast.

Good Times in the Riff Factory

You ever wonder how your sausage was made? Here's a glimpse behind the curtain of our riffing magic: we use microphones, timecode, iPads, headphones, and 'puters to mate the wonderfully bad movies we watch with the jokes they engender. We hope you enjoy their demon spawn.

(L to R) Matt, Joe, Kyle

Upcoming riff & contest

To promote our newly released Invasion of the Bee Girls riff, we're having a contest to win a copy of our next riff The Ghosts of Hanley House FOR FREE! 

There are 2 easy ways to enter and multiple entries are accepted:
1. Leave feedback on the Bee Girls Rifftrax page. This counts as 3 entries in the pot.
2. After that, any tweets about the riff w/ links to the address (http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/thats-cool-thats-trash-presents-invasion-bee-girls) will be treated as additional entries (be sure to include @thats_trash in the tweet, so we see it!)
3. That's it! We'll draw names from all of the entries (here's where multiple tweets give you an edge) and a few lucky winners will get free copies of our next riff.

No sweat, right? So leave some feedback and tweet yr stingers off to win some free stuff!

*bath salts, brown acid, and whatever the hell else she's on are not included

The new iRiff is here!!!

It took a little longer than we expected, but the wait is, in our opinion, totally worth it. People talk about 'sophomore slumps,' we're thinking this is a 'sophomore slam'! You can get the riff HERE. We don't want to beg, but we would really appreciate feedback left on the Rifftrax site. We're going to put our cap back on our heads now. Thanks!

I'll see YOU at rifftrax.com!

Woohoo!

Our riff of Bloody Pit of Horror is currently the featured iRiff on Rifftrax! Thank you so much to those of you who have bought it. If you haven't picked it up yet, please do so. It's a mere $2.99 and successful iRiffers may be invited to riff with the Rifftrax gods themselves. Shameless plug over.

We've got an iRiff bee in our bonnet...

A bee that demands we make another movie riff or it will green-light a remake of The Swarm...
I think it's serious!
Matt, Kyle, & Joe are proud to announce the next video project in the works:

INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS

New episode & we boldly step into the '90s!

Our LADY TERMINATOR episode is now available on iTunes and Libsyn. We were joined by old friend and other Scott, Scott E. Please download and enjoy, and as always, spread the word and leave a review. It would be very much appreciated!

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Z-Team."

NEXT UP:
For our next assignment, we are headed into new territory: the 1990s. We'll be watching the Andy Sidaris film ENEMY GOLD. I feel confident in saying this is NSFW.

VIDEO LINK REPAIRED. Thanks for the heads-up, listeners!

https://youtu.be/v-rAUqUdNnE

BLOODY PIT OF HORROR riff available

Finally!
We hope you have as much fun watching it as we did making it.
DIRECT LINK

They Saved Hitler's Brain (or, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mandoras)

Sadly, we lost our first recording of the discussion of this movie. We stood up, dusted ourselves off, and got right back on the Hitler the next night. The episode is available from iTunes and on Libsyn. Please rate us on iTunes or leave some feedback on Archive. Thanks!

 Kyle: Hasbro's preliminary version of Teddy Ruxpin was a huge flop.

Matt: "You don't look happy, Führer. Is it too boxy?"

Next Up: We're going to be offering a full movie with riffs, zingers, and jabs. We expect it to be available on our normal release schedule. Get ready for Bloody Pit of Horror.

SEAHAWKS!

Tasty Riffs

We here TCTT™ are very excited about offering you a movie with riffs à la the comedy brains of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and RiffTrax. We were so excited to get started, we picked a public domain movie, Bloody Pit of Hell, without checking to see if it had been done...it has.

Not to be discouraged, we decided to press on (without seeing the RT version) and treat this movie as a "pilot." The film should be available by the end of February. The thing is, we've had so much fun getting ready for it, we already know we want to do more. We're hoping to join the RiffTrax "iRiff" family and offer our second video through their site. So, without further ado, our next movie for download with riffs will be CATHY'S CURSE (a.k.a. Cauchemares), 1977. 

And, following that, in the Spring, we'll riff the sexy Invasion of the Bee Girls!